{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}
{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}
{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
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